The musings of Simon Pitt


Name: Ninja. That's a name, right?

Occupation: Ninja stuff. You know, the kicks and karate chops and stuff. It's a really good job, okay.

Age: Older than Baby, younger than one of those really wise old Ninjas that tells you to gather a load of twigs or something

Weaknesses: None. Oh maybe squirrels. But none other than that

Height: Really tall and powerful. Also can jump so high height doesn't matter anyway. Definitely not short.

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